Kyle Broflovski
Kyle Broflovski
Gender | Male |
Age | 10 |
Hair Color | Red |
Occupation | Student |
Grade | 4th Grade |
Aliases | The Human Kite |
Religion | Judaism , Temporary: Blaintologist, Roman Catholic* |
Father | Gerald Broflovski |
Mother | Sheila Broflovski |
Brother | Ike Broflovski |
Grandmother | Cleo Broflovski |
Uncle | Murrey Broflovski |
Cousin | Kyle Schwartz |
Voiced by | Matt Stone |
First Appearance | The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus vs. Frosty) |
About
Kyle is Stan's best friend. When stuff gets crazy in South Park, he usually is the most sympathetic and, along with Stan, provides the voice of reason. He's also Jewish, a trait which Cartman (his rival) loves to rip on him for.
Kyle enjoys basketball and briefly got a "negroplasty" so that he could play on the varsity squad. He has a little brother named Ike and at Christmas, often plays with his friend Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo.
When he's not playing basketball or dreidel, he's teaming up with his friends to form Coon and Friends. His secret identity: The Human Kite.
Memorable Quotes
- "YOU BASTARDS!"
- "Kick the baby!" ([[Cartman Gets An Anal Probe] and Cancelled])
- "Oh my god, I killed Kenny!" (Pinkeye)
- "Damnit Cartman, don't you ever learn anything??" (Mecha-Streisand)
- "Does poo go to heaven?" (Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls)
- "I just want a nerection so I can give it to my dad." (Spontaneous Combustion)
- "I was just hanging out in my room and I perioded all over the place." (Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus)
- "Cartman, you don't buy pubes, you grow them yourself!" (Scott Tenorman Must Die)
- "YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! I WON'T LET YOU WIN!!! YOU HEAR ME!?!?!" (Cartoon Wars)
- "They can throw me in jail for the rest of my life but I AM NEVER going to suck your balls! EVER!" (Imaginationland, Episode III)
Featured Episodes
- Cartman Gets An Anal Probe (s1e01)
- An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig (s01e05)
- Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (s01e10)
- Ike's Wee Wee (s02e04)
- Jewbilee (s03e09)
- Cherokee Hair Tampons (s04e07)
- Cartmanland (s05e06)
- The Entity (s05e11)
- Toilet Paper (s07e03)
- Casa Bonita (s07e11)
- The Passion of the Jew (s08e04)
- Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina (s09e01)
- Cartoon Wars (s10e03)
- Miss Teacher Bangs A Boy (s10e10)
- Imaginationland (s11e10)
- Imaginationland, Episode II (s11e11)
- Imaginationland, Episode III (s11e12)
- Tonsil Trouble (s12e01)
- Margaritaville (s13e03)
- You Have 0 Friends (s14e04)
- It's A Jersey Thing (s14e09)
- Crack Baby Athletic Association (s15e05)
- Ass Burgers (s15e08)
- Jewpacabra (s16e04)
- Taming Strange (s17e05)
- Black Friday (s17e07)
- A Song of Ass And Fire (s17e08)
- Titties and Dragons (s17e09)