Anger Management Therapist
A psychologist with his own office, who specializes in anger management therapy and is often assigned people who have been legally forced to attend therapy. His wife committed suicide over a rumored infidelity, but of course, it was Cartman's fault. He's since been much more sensitive to this particular patient's specific needs.
In association with the U. S. Surgeon General, they revised the 'T. M. I.' formula standards so the majority of people are totally hung, averting a major crisis and leading the early dissolution of the American Tea Party movement.
He has also seen Sharon Marsh.
- "What if I were to tell you that I think you're fat? I think you're a fat little boy. I think you're waaaaay too fat for your age. Does that make you feel any anger? Huh, fatty? Jelly-belly? You got jelly in your belly you little fat fuck? You get a little flash of anger when someone tells you you've got tits like a 40-year-old woman?" (T.M.I.)
- "Look, we all get angry, but when someone is consistently angry or always finding new reasons to be angry, it means they have a very very very very small dick." (T.M.I.)