|Voiced by||Matt Stone|
|First Appearance||Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride|
The main bartender at Skeeter's Bar and Cocktails and the town sports bookie, the Bartender's one of South Park's usual lovable rednecks. He has a good rapport with his boss Skeeter, even when they end up arguing about who they do and don't take kindly to. He's not always a big fan of letting kids in the bars but he's let the rule go plenty of times as well. If there's a political issue to be had, expect him to be right along Skeeter. He also permits smoking in the bar, and the viewing of exciting episodes of Cop Drama. He also sent out one of his redneck friends to get help when Snooki appeared in the bar.
- Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride (s01e04)
- Ike's Wee Wee (s02e04)
- Sexual Harassment Panda (s03e06)
- The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer (s06e04)
- I'm a Little Bit Country (s07e01)
- Butt Out (s07e13)
- Goobacks (s08e06; cameo)
- W.T.F. (s13e10; cameo)
- It's A Jersey Thing (s14e09)
He's a friendable character at his workplace, along with Skeeter, if you kill the rats in the basement, though he only speaks if farted on by the player.
- His appearance is significantly altered during Seasons 13 and 14, but he returns to his original appearance in "South Park: The Stick of Truth".
- He first appears as a sports bookie at a sports bar during "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride" and doesn't become the town bartender until "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut".