Big Gay Al
Big Gay Al once ran "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary" in South Park, teaching us all that being gay is just super! After disappearing in a magical suitcase for a while, he returned as the kids' beloved Boy Scout leader, before being fired for his sexual orientation. After Colorado legalized gay marriage in "Follow That Egg", he tied the knot with his partner, Mr. Slave. And recently, those two lovebirds helped the boys in their quest to change the definition of "faggot" to annoying Harley motorcycle riders. He also performs in USO shows from time-to-time.
- "Oh, you big silly goose!"
- "I'm super! Thanks for asking!"