|Voiced by||Matt Stone|
|First Appearance||Naughty Ninjas|
The town's latest news anchor for the Channel 4 Evening News, Bill Keegan is remembered by his colleagues for his work at WCFO and for for being a douchebag at the conventions. He's a sellout and working for the evil advertisements trying to destroy humanity, but he remains the main anchor even after Leslie Meyers' defeat.
- Naughty Ninjas (s19e07; debut)
- Sponsored Content (s19e08; cameo)
- Truth and Advertising (s19e08; cameo)
- Member Berries (s20e01)
Keegan appeared in the game's trailer, anchoring the news.