Chief Running Water
A noble member and chief of the Ute Indian Tribe who live on a Reservation near the town of South Park, Chief Running Water stops by town for the occasional Drunken Bar Dance or fling. He was suspected to be the father of Eric Cartman but his involvement in his conception was cleared... twice.
- "Your mother is what we call... bear with WIDE canyon." (Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut)