While he was once known as the actor who played Superman, a freak accident transformed the mild-mannered, attractive actor into the most amazing man on the planet - Christopher Reeve! Vowing to fight for the injustice of accident-caused disability by helping fund stem cell research (passed unanimously by Congress after testimony by Eric Cartman) and learning how to suck fetuses to gain control of their cells, giving him unlimited power, much to the anger of Timmy Burch, Jimmy Valmer and the Crips. After he was defeated by his old nemesis Gene Hackman he was banished to the Phantom Zone, and only able to return to Earth as a cripple once more.
- "Thank you everyone. To most people, this is just an ordinary fetus. But to people like me, it's hope." (Krazy Kripples)
- "Stop calling me Christopher! That name no longer has meaning to me! Christopher was someone who lived in a wheelchair! Always being pushed around by others! The old Christopher Reeve is dead! From now on, I am... Chris!" (Krazy Kripples)