Cows Basketball Players
The loyal basketball team at South Park Elementary, they show up to their games to prove South Park's got game. Bridon Gueermo wasn't allowed to join by his father until he was persuaded to follow his dreams by Stan Marsh and managed to save the flagging team. They're still stars on campus, and appear in Stan's anti-bullying video a few months later. Though they're popular, they don't quite meet the fame of the Cows Football Players.
- A number of background characters also play on the team, and in "Buterballs", the team is made up entirely of these characters.
- Although Kyle loves basketball and is the best player at his school, we never see him on the South Park Cows basketball team.