Cows Football Players
These are South Park's football players, lead by their start quarterback Stan Marsh, and they have on dream: beat the spread. With the help of their coach Jerome "Chef" McElroy, they might just have a shot. They all had nice helmets from the school, except Phillip "Pip" Pirrup because it would've been unfair to the other children, but now each student has a helmet... but there's no kickoffs. Jimbo Kern and Ned Gerblansky are big fans of the team, and try to help them win as they can. Their games are commentated upon by Frank Hammond and Phil, the former of whom has a bad habit of making off-color comments.
- Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride (s01e04)
- Cartman Finds Love (s16e07; debatable reference)
- Sarcastaball (s16e08; referenced)