Cows Sarcastaball Players
The inaugural team of the new American national passtime (for a week), the boys of South Park don tinfoil hats and colored bras as they play with a balloon and compliment each other. They were coached by Randy Marsh until he left to take over the Denver Broncos, before he was replaced by the team's star player, Butters Stotch. The team won game after game with help from Butters and Stan, and Butters' Creamy Goo was the team's - and briefly, the nations's - official sports drink. The team was disbanded after it was discovered the drink was semen, and football was restored.
- Sarcastaball (s16e08)
- Though the football team hasn't been seen since the first season, they likely share the same members.