Craig is another student in Garrison's class. He's constantly flipping people off and has been deemed a "bad influence" by many of the parents.
He has shown keen abilities for Sumo Wrestling, producing addictive cable access TV shows ("Close-up Animals With a Wide Angle Lens"), and most recently, was revealed to be the ancient Incan key to stopping the attack of the guinea pigs. Which is fitting, since he proudly owns a pet guinea pig named Stripe.
- "If I could say shit balls to the principle, I would be so happy." (La Petite Tourette)
- "Now there are sparks coming out of my eyeballs." ( Pandemic 2: The Startling)
- "Allison Taft reveals embarrassing secret about Craig Tucker. Hey wait, that's me." ( Bass to Mouth)
- "Butters is one of those people who you can never remember if he was there or not." ( Last of the Meheecans)
- "Wow, Kenny's a Japanese princess." (A Song of Ass and Fire)