|Voiced by||Trey Parker|
|First Appearance||Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus|
Introduced by Tom Pusslicker as 'a normal-looking guy with a funny name', Creamy Goodness was a reporter for South Park's Channel 4 News. He was on the scene when a giant snake nearly destroyed the town on the Fourth of July.
- Summer Sucks (s02e08)
- He bares an exact resemblance to Chris Swollenballs, save his hair and tie color.