Miss Choksondik was the boys' 4th grade teacher. For some reason, she refused to wear a bra, often causing stray kittens to linger around her massive sagging boobs. The boys' hated her, mostly because she actually tried to teach them, and called her "Miss Makes-Me-Sick" and "Miss Chokes-on-Rocks." Although she outwardly opposed men and intercourse during her sex education classes, she had a passionate love affair with [[Mr. Mackey[[. Unfortunately, she died soon after (Professor Chaos/The Simpsons Already Did It). The police found Mr. Mackey's semen in her stomach, but that isn't what killed her. To date, her cause of death is still unknown...
- ”All right, girls. Yesterday we went over the myriad of diseases you can get from boys, but today we’re going to talk about the most horrible disease they can give you of all: PREGNANCY!”
- "MY NAME ISNT MS. CHOKSONROCKS, ITS CHOKSONDIK!"
- "Hello, my name is…Ms.Choksondik." (Fourth Grade)
- "Present them." (Fourth Grade)
- "Check plus." (Here Comes the Neighborhood)