A longtime Washington insider, Dick Cheney is a member of George W. Bush's administration and one of the President's most loyal allies. He doubts the idea that a seagull could be a weapon of mass destruction, but he isn't afraid to help cover up the 9/11 conspiracy conspiracy, attempting to shoot Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski only to miss yet again.
- "That looks like a seagull." (A Ladder to Heaven)
- "Dangit I missed again!" (Mystery of the Urinal Deuce)
- A Ladder to Heaven (s06e12)
- Quest for Ratings (s08e11; mentioned)
- Mystery of the Urinal Deuce (s10e09)