Feldspar the Thief
Feldspar is a noble thief in the land of Zaron. He first served as a lieutenant in the PlayStation 4 Army under Ranger Stan Marshwalker and Princess Kenny before he became a member of the Kingdom of Kupa Keep as one of The Grand Wizard King's three bravest warriors, along with his trusty friends Tweek Tweak and Token Black the Healer. He has a tendency to get detention for flipping people off though, and many kids have gotten into trouble trying to break him out. He sometimes mans the shop when Scott Malkinson isn't around. He eventually joined The Lord of Darkness (his BFF, Clyde Donovan) and guarded his fortress of evil, but has since returned to the true side of good, the KKK.
He used to have a girlfriend, but she was holding him back, so they broke up.
One of the earliest quests in the game is breaking into South Park Elementary to free Craig from Mr. Mackey's detention in the cafeteria. He thanks the player with a friend request and will assist at the Inn of the Giggling Donkey, but later joins the Lord of Darkness and becomes one of the game's final bosses.
- In "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers", Craig plays a different character whom is referred to as a warrior, and thus isn't Fedspar.
- During the final showdown with King Douchebag, Craig 'clones' himself and several additional Craigs appear - if the player fights multiple waves, they may run into an African-American Craig or an Asian-American Craig! These are just other kids dressed up as him.