|First Appearance||Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers|
This guy's one of the Vampire Kids and he's the biggest Twilight fan there is. He's absolutely incensed at the idea someone in the South Park Vampire Society might not be a REAL vampire kid - and he's sure he'll find out which muthafucka it really is. He and Mike "Vampir" McKowski join up with the Goth Kids in searching out the traitor and the cause of the spread of the mysterious 'emo' fad in town.
- "Okay hold up! HOLD UP! You mean that one of us might not REALLY be a vamp kid?" (Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers)
- "Hey look man, all genres of gothic subcultures are derivatives of Poe's work! Mother fucker." (Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers)
- Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers (s17e04)