This is Kyle's dad. He's a prominent lawyer in South Park, having represented Chef in his lawsuit over "Stinky Britches" and represented everyone when the whole town sued each other for sexual harassment.
He has shown a weakness for cheesing, being smug, and spare change. He also briefly displayed his love for dolphins in "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina", by undergoing a "dolphinoplasty" operation to turn himself into a jewphin. Although the operation was reversed, his love for porpoises remains....
- "You see, Kyle. We humans work as a society. And in order for a society to thrive, we need Gods and Clods." Chickenpox
- "Look Ike, your daddy's a dolphin!" Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
- “THEEEEENKS!” (Smug Alert)
- “Good for you!” (Amug Alert)
- "I need just a little- Anybody have some change? ....Change?" (Night of the Living Homeless)
- “I couldn't stay away... Curse your rockin' tits.” (Major Boobage)