|Voiced by||Eliza J. Schneider|
|First Appearance||Cripple Fight|
Gloria Allred is a passionate supporter of civil rights and an attorney who specializes in discrimination cases. She has a bit of an over-zealous attitude and treats those who oppose her quite poorly. She represents Big Gay Al pro bono in a case against the Mountain Scouts, but while they can legally force them to accept Al into their organization, he is disappointed their views are unchanged and does not rejoin. Feeling her valuable time was wasted, she declares him a homophobe and leaves town, not even returning to help Tom Cruise's legal case.
- "It is a disgrace that these homophobes are allowed to discriminate. I am taking this case on, personally!"
- Cripple Fight (s05e03)