When Randy Marsh becomes the new cafeteria chef at South Park Elementary, his new dishes are controversial and he tries to draft the kids into helping him make a show. Exasperated, Eric Cartman whips out his Gordon Ramsey impression in the hopes they can convince Randy his cooking sucks and free the kids from it - unfortunately, his impression is so good it gets everyone on television.
- "Riiight. Simple. rustic. Ya? Wake up! Jesus! Fuck me. You're not a fucking chef! Hoi, right, good, ya. Make a nice, simple, beef Wellington. You're fucking taking a piss ya? Fuck me! You can't cook!" (Creme Fraiche)
- "What the fuck kind of cook do you think you are?! Are you having a laugh, ey? Hey, you got your fucking head up your arse, don't you?!" (Creme Fraiche)
- "Give up, you wanker! You fucking can't cook for shit!" (Creme Fraiche)
- Creme Fraiche (s14e14)