|Occupation||Mascot, Harbucks Executive|
|Voiced by||Matt Stone|
During the brief battle between Harbucks and Tweek Bros. Coffee, executive John Postem attempted to market his caffeine to children using a "kiddicino", which has more sugar with all the caffiene of a double latte. In hoping to peddle to kids, he became the Harbucks mascot Camel Joe, but the attempt failed and the mascot was retired as suddenly as it appeared, with Harbucks ultimately partnering up with Tweek Bros. Coffee.
- "Hey, kids. I'm Camel Joe and I love a fresh cup of coffee. It's yum diddly-icious. And it makes you feel super!" (Gnomes)
- Camel Joe is a referenced to the similarly-named Joe Camel, who advertised for Camel cigarettes from 1988 until 1997, when he was retired due to perception he was advertising to children, a perception parodied in the episode.