Far spicier than the once well-known musician of the similar name, Hennifer Lopez. She likes tacos, burritos, pretty dresses, Kyle, and Ben Affleck. A chance to make her own music video at the mall lead her to fame and stardom but after being challenged by Jennifer Lopez herself, her true identity was revealed as... Mitch Conner. She later joined countless celebrities in suing South Park, much to their delight, getting some enchoritos from Charlie Sheen and even finding Tom Cruise's fudge-packing outfit.
- "When you eat a taco it comes out your backside too, cholo!" (Fat Butt and Pancake Head)
- "You can suck my culo, chica!" (Fat Butt and Pancake Head)
- "Taco, Taco, Burrito, Burrito" (Fat Butt and Pancake Head)
- "Yes, who needs more money, we need to get Muhammad's goo! Yes, yes, ariva ariva!" (200)
- "I am Jennifer Lopez, I need tacos to live!" (200)