|Religion||Unknown, likely Roman Catholic|
|Voiced by||Trey Parker|
He teaches Pip the basics of being a gentleman, such as not putting ones knife in ones mouth, not passing gas at the table, not placing a napkin in the glasses, and not checking ones penis for scabs at the diner table. Pocket had a large collection of baby bunnies, of which Estella killed twenty five.
He helps Pip defeat Miss Havisham and is joyful at the prospect of a happy ending. It is announced at the end of the episode that Pocket died of Hepatitis B, which could lead to the fact that he had premarital sex.
- Oh, what a gay time we shall have, and I do mean gay as in festive, not as in penetration of the bum.
- I tried to tell you, Pip. She's a vengeful, spiteful woman, who wanted nothing more than to see you * hurt along with the rest of the male sex.
- Righto. Pip. Righto.
- Oh what fun it is to collect stamps! Lick the backs, put them into books all neat and tidy with those smashing little pictures and bright colors.