The former First Lady of the United States, later Senator from New York and U. S. Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton might just be the second most powerful female celebrity to step foot in South Park. Though there was once public outcry about the size of her ass and a public statement about her sexuality, South Park has come to belove Mrs. Clinton, and her rally during the 2008 presidential election was largely successful until a snuke was placed in her snizz. She survived the attempt on her life thanks to the brave heroism of Eric Cartman... but later joined other her husband and other celebrities in suing the town for slander, keeping in contact with the celebrities' lawyers and expressing a desire to avoid violence.
- "No. No, I will not be bullied by terrorist threats. Your men do a good job, Brian. I have faith that any thread will be taken care of accordingly." (The Snuke)
- "It is so nice to be back in a small town like the one I came from." (The Snuke)
- "Tom, what is up with this Muhammad thing, it doesn't make sense." (200)