|First Appearance||Poor and Stupid|
Jeff Gordon is a legendary NASCAR driver who tangled with Eric Cartman when he joined NASCAR. They clashed at a press conference as Gordon tried to talk about brake fluid. Jeff has won the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series title 4 times in his career (1995, 1997-1998, 2001). He was also the Sprint Cup Rookie of the Year in 1993 and has won 93 Sprint Cup races, which includes 3 Daytona 500's (1997, 1999, 2005).
- "Of course, any time you're dealin' with high humidity and temperatures you need to compensate your brake fluid, but the plates themselves-" (Poor and Stupid)
- Poor and Stupid (s14e08)