|First Appearance||Poor and Stupid|
Considered one of the most influential athletes in the world, NASCAR driver Jimmie Johnson was yet another victim of Eric Cartman's ill-fated venture into NASCAR. Johnson was interrupted repeatedly at a press conference while talking about the track - but luckily, it was his car later that Patty Hamill borrowed to win the race and kick Cartman's ass. Johnson has won the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series championship a record-tying 7 times (2006-2010, 2013, 2016), a record he shares with Richard Petty and the late Dale Earnhardt, and has won 80 races on the Sprint Cup circuit. Two of those wins were in the Daytona 500's of 2006 and 2013.
- "Well I think it's a fine track, you know. The- the techs have done a really good job of makin' sure the banks are grafted down to the right specs and there shouldn't be any problems-" (Poor and Stupid)
- Poor and Stupid (s14e08)