|First Appearance||Poor and Stupid|
Considered one of the most influential athletes in the world, NASCAR driver Jimmie Johnson was yet another victim of Eric Cartman's ill-fated venture into NASCAR. Johnson was interrupted repeatedly at a press conference while talking about the track - but luckily, it was his car later that Patty Hamill borrowed to win the race and kick Cartman's ass. Johnson has won the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series championship 6 times (2006-2010, 2013) and has won 78 races on the Sprint Cup circuit. Two of those wins were in the Daytona 500's of 2006 and 2013.
- "Well I think it's a fine track, you know. The- the techs have done a really good job of makin' sure the banks are grafted down to the right specs and there shouldn't be any problems-" (Poor and Stupid)
- Poor and Stupid (s14e08)