John and Patsy Ramsey
John and Patricia Ramsey
|Gender||Male and Female|
|Age||70 and 49|
|First Appearance||Butters' Very Own Episode|
This wealthy family suffered a heart-breaking tragedy when their young daughter, a beauty pageant star, was tragically killed by the mysterious figure Some Puerto Rican Guy. They travel all over the country trying to figure out how their daughter died in their own basement without their knowledge and only a hastily-written ransom note. They join Chris and Linda Stotch, along with their friends Gary Condit and O. J. Simpson in seeking justice for their deceased loved ones and track down Some Puerto Rican Guy once and for all, so no other family has to live through the pain of losing a close family member under suspicious circumstances.
- Butters' Very Own Episode (s05e14)
- In "Probably", a girl resembles (and may be) their daughter JonBenet appears in Hell giving Satan advice on his romances with Saddam Hussein and Chris, directing him to God.
- While South Park portrays, as was common belief at the time, that John and Patsy murdered their daughter, they have been cleared of wrongdoing since. the murder.