Joe, Nick and Kevin Jonas are he ultimate tween boy band - they come from a good Christian family and promote positive moral values... and appear in ads where little girls reach for their junk and get white hot foam sprayed on their faces. They're the perfect guinea pigs for Mickey Mouse's plans to sell sex to little girls and use purity rings to make it seem okay. They try to be compassionate, wanting their concerts to focus on their music, not the marketing but Mr. Mouse abuses them. Their dedicated fanbase includes Tammy Warner, Emily Anderson, Jenny Simons, Riley and other little girls... plus Mr. Slave and Butters Stotch.
- "This is bull-pucky!" - Joe
"Yeah, we've had it, gosh darn it!" - Kevin (The Ring)
- "Look, we just want our concerts to be about our music, and not about purity rings." - Joe (The Ring)