The holy prophet of the Mormon religion, Joseph Smith was once a human man who made miraculous contact with God and Jesus (much like the entire town of South Park today) and through a very complicated, confusing and possibly made-up story, started Mormonism, despite skeptics claiming he was conning people out of their time and money for glory. He died as a human, but later became an immortal as one of the Super Best Friends, teaming up with other religious figures, including Jesus, Buddha and Muhammed, to keep the world safe. Smith's super power is ice breath.
- "You see, after I found the plates, the angel Moroni appeared to me again and said that I am not allowed to show the plates, or the seer stones, to anybody. Because first I must translate what's written on the plates into English, so you can all read it!" (All About Mormons)
- "[The Lord] is so mad that he will never let me translate from the plate of Lehi again. He's... we must now translate from the plate of Nephi. So it will be the same basic story, but written a little differently." (All About Mormons)
- "Boys, you need to understand that people get very offended when Muhammad is mocked because he is a religious figure." (200)