In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. While the Kardashians maintain their race as human, it is well-known that they smoke from hobbit pipes, use swords that turn blue around goblins, and in Kim's case, live in an underground dwelling with Kanye West. Using the magical powers of Photoshop, she poses a sexy human woman and denies her rightful heritage - and gets to appear in the TV series Keeping Up With The Kardashians. She and her sisters' lives were nearly brought to a tragic end when a reader of the controversial novel The Poop That Took a Pee attempted to gun them down, but they were resurrected under mysterious circumstances. Her life was later loosely adapted into The Hobbit film series, directed by Peter Jackson.
Butters Stotch is known to have a huge crush on her, admiring her figure, how she 'takes care of herself' and her butt's resemblance to a 'mountain of pudding'. He refers to her as his girlfriend in discussion with Mr. Mackey.
- "Today my sisters and I are gonna have to wash something. It's gonna blow!" (The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs)
- "Today my sisters and I are gonna shop for underwear." (The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs)