|Religion||Roman Catholic and Judaism|
|Voiced by||Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Mary Kay Bergman (Wendy)|
|First Appearance||South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut|
A small but loyal band of kids who band together at Carl's Warehouse on recommendation from an e-mail from Kyle Broflovski in hopes of going up against Mothers Against Canada, rescuing Terrance and Phillip and preventing the American-Canadian War from breaking out. With the work of Stan Marsh and Gregory of Yardale, the resistance movement managed to free Terrance and Phillip from their bonds, though they fail to prevent their assassination by Kyle's mom. The group's trademark flag, designed by Kyle and Stan, held by flag-bearer Butters Stotch was flown over the battlefield. Upon the successful aversion of the Canadian-American War by Kenny McCormick, the group was disbanded.
- "Though you die, La Resistance is on!" (South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut)
- "Viva la Resistance!" (South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut)
- Jake, who debuted (and died!) in "Rainforest Schmainforest", briefly returns as a member of La Resistance -- until he finds out there is no pie or punch.