|Occupation||Former Porn Queen / Prostitute / Model for "Crack-whore" Magazine|
|Voiced by||Season 1-3: Mary Kay Bergman, Season 4-7: Eliza J. Schneider, Season 8-Present: April Stewart|
|First Appearance||Cartman Gets an Anal Probe|
Always ready to feed Cartman, she helps him reinforce the idea that he's big boned. She often bends over backwards for whatever her muffin wants in exchange for his company. Even though she often acts nice to her son, she can be a little aggressive to him sometimes like in Go God Go and PC Principal Final Justice.
She is known throughout town as a dirty-slut that has slept with the majority of the country. She has also appeared on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine.