|Voiced by||Eliza J. Schneider|
|First Appearance||Kenny Dies|
According to Kenny McCormick, Madonna is "an old anorexic whore who wore out her welcome years ago, and that now she suddenly speaks with a British accent and she thinks she can play guitar and she should go fuck herself." Kenny's not the only one with an issue with Madonna, as Stan Marsh thinks renting DVD's is as ancient as Madonna's boobs. Needless to say, she's not a very popular figure in the town of South Park, though she chooses not to join Tom Cruise's class-action lawsuit against the town.