|Occupation||Former Prime Minister of Finland|
|First Appearance||Pinewood Derby|
When the nations of the world take an enormous amount of space cash from a crashed alien spaceship on Earth, the Prime Minister of Finland wants to speak up, figuring the aliens will know the truth eventually. Gordon Brown, Vladimir Putin and the other world leaders - as well as Randy Marsh - panic and decide to nuke Finland, much to the shock of the Intergalactic Police and the Galactic Federation of Planets.
- "I'm sorry, but our nation is resolved. We cannot live with the guilt anymore." (Pinewood Derby)
- Pinewood Derby (s13e06)