|President of Mexico (formerly)||Felipe Calderón|
Mexicans are a kind, gentle people that speak primarily Spanglish and hail from the distant, strange world of Mexico. Many of them have immigrated to the United States to perform menial jobs for scant pay that they save up and sometimes pass to relatives in Mexico as they try to keep alive the traditions of their native lands. They'll do anything for a couple bucks, even work with shit.. or just write to their friends. They also like water parks.
Every year at Christmas, Herbert Garrison suggests getting rid of all of them.