|Occupation||Boxing Ring Announcer|
|Voiced by||Michael Buffer (himself)|
The most famous ring announcer in all of Boxing and Wrestling, Michael Buffer's trademarked line "Let's get ready to rumble!" is a registered trademark recognized nationwide. It is natural therefore that he would be chosen to preside over the biggest pay-per-view boxing match ever - Jesus vs. Satan, right in South Park, Colorado.
- "Let's get ready to rrrumble!" (Damien)