|Occupation||Actor; Security Officer|
|Voiced by||Matt Stone|
|First Appearance||Fun With Veal|
Most famous for portrayed the Klingon Security officer Worf in Star Trek: The Next Generation, actor Michael Dorn is summoned to South Park, Colorado at the request of Eric Cartman in hopes of escaping the Marsh Residence with a number of baby cows who might be turned into veal. The operation fails, and Cartman asking Dorn to refer to him as 'Captain' does little to help the situation.
- Fun with Veal (s06e05)
- Michael Dorn is a fan of South Park and has stated if asked, he would have provided his own voice.