One of the most famous musicians in the United States, Michael Jackson had a long and wildly successful career, with hits like Thriller and Smooth Criminal. In his private life, however, the elusive pop singer was highly eccentric, getting generous amounts of plastic surgery to change his look, having his testicles and semen locked away at the University of California-Davis, behaving childishly and spending lots and lots of time around small children... surprisingly, completely innocently. Deep down, however, Jackson's true desire was to be a small, white girl and compete in pageants, much like Honey Boo Boo. He hid in the town of South Park while on the run on bogus child molestation charges before moving back to Los Angeles, where he later died. He left behind his son, Blanket Jefferson, and in death, briefly possessed Ike Broflovski and delayed the arrival of countless others to Hell. He, too, has gained the ability to cross between planes of existence.
- "No no, that's ignorant."
- "Come on, let's play!"
- "Do you want to see my Wishing Tree?" (The Jeffersons)
- Pinkeye (s01e07; referenced)
- The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka (s02e06; mentioned)
- The Jeffersons (s08e07)
- Tonsil Trouble (s12e01; cameo in photograph)
- Dead Celebrities (s13e08)
- 200 (s14e05; cameo)