The greedy, power-hungry CEO of the Walt Disney Corporation, Mr. Mouse is an egotistical anthropomorphic mouse from Valhalla who believes he controls the world. Verbally and physically abusive to his employees, including the world-famous Jonas Brothers and those who oppose him - unless he needs to cut a deal to get what he wants - he can grow to enormous sizes and breathe fire. If he needs help from an old enemy (such as Eric Cartman) to get something he wants, he's happy to do proper business, as long as it isn't with DreamWorks. With billions of dollars in brand names and merchandising, from classic Disney films to Marvel's super heroes and George Lucas' classic Star Wars saga, even major gaffes on national television aren't enough to bring this mouse down.
- "You think God is in control here? Ha-ha. I'm in control! I've been in control since the '50s, in case you haven't noticed! Ha-ha." (The Ring)
- "Vengeance is mine! You are all ants, and I am your destroyer!! Ha-ha." (The Ring)
- "What's this about a deal with the Chinese?! I own all this shit now! I own the Death Star! I own Tatooine! It's all MINE, haha! All right fuckers, where are the missing ballots? Haha." (Obama Wins!)
- "Sure thing. I've got tauntauns comin' out my asshole, haha." (Obama Wins!)