|Hair Color||Long, Dark Blond|
Drug Dealer*Criminal Mastermind
|Voiced by||Trey Parker|
|First Appearance||Up the Down Steroid|
This pusher-man pumps up Jimmy Valmer with enough 'roids to win the Special Olympics. He's also a rival team member at Lake Tardicaca summer camp, and with the help of his idiot companion Mimsy, vows to take Jimmy down. He later joins the PlayStation 4 team during the build-up to Black Friday at the South Park Mall.
- "Shut up Mimsy!"