An Oscar-winning songwriter and musician, Phil Collins constantly clutches an Oscar award that he successfully beat a bunch of losers for, as he runs around hosting concerts and manipulating teenagers. Strangely enough, there is a hill at the edge of town named after him that always seems to resemble his face. He was tragically killed by Ginger Kids while he and Jared Fogle trapped to escort Muhammad back to Tom Cruise to avert a class-action lawsuit.
- Trey Parker and Matt Stone have had an intense dislike of Phil Collins ever since South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut lost it's Oscar to him. Collins made disparaging comments about the dresses they wore and then proceeded to beat them to the Oscar, which they were ready to lose - to anyone else.