|Hair Color||Light Brown|
|First Appearance||Tom's Rhinoplasty|
This is the main photographer at Photo Dojo and he's always there to help take hundreds of crappy photographs, whether they be for a modeling contract for Herbert Garrison, a NAMBLA calendar for Eric Cartman or a crappy passport for some Douchebag. He also gives our free smack to each of his subjects. Like all photographers, he's probably a pervert.
- "Okay, just a few hundred more shots and we'll be done!" (Tom's Rhinoplasty)
He was originally intended to be in the game, and his icon can be found in the files, but was later replaced with a more generic photographer animated closer to the show's current style.