|First Appearance||Trapper Keeper|
Quaid is one the more prominent members of the Kindergarten class and Filmore Anderson's best friend, backing him up when he runs for class president, playing ball by Blockbuster Video with him, playing hide-and-seek and watching Halloween 4: The Revenge of Michael Myers with him. He's also friendly with Filmore's rival Ike Broflovski though, and not so fond of his 'grandpa' brother, as they sit and watch Pewdepie and CartmanBra together.
- Trapper Keeper (s04e13)
- Proper Condom Use (s05e07)
- Royal Pudding (s15e03)
- A Nightmare on Face Time (s16e12)
- #REHASH (s18e09)
- #HappyHolograms (s18e10)
Quaid can be met with Filmore Anderson, Flora, Sally Bands, Billy Harris and Jenny at the playground and will offer to play a game of hide-and-seek with the player. He can eventually be found hiding in the sewer.