|Voiced by||April Stewart and Mona Marshall|
These lovely young ladies work at this local eatery known for it's cheap food and hot girls. Just grab a table, and they'll make all your chicken-wing/man-dreams come true. A take-off of Hooter's restaurants, they flirt with customers while serving food to get tips, though they cannot date customers.
Mercedes, the blonde girl seen in the middle in the image, is the head waitress, greeting customers and sometimes showing new employees like Ferrari the ropes. She joins Stan Marsh's dance troupe in "You Got F'd in the A" and tells him about Butters Stotch's former State Tap-Dancing Champion status.
Lexus is a waitress with long red hair and purple eyeshadow whom Butters fell in love with. She played along with his crush in order to get him to come to Raisins and keep leaving her tips. When he eventually realized she wasn't interested in him, he stopped visiting her.
Porsche is a waitress with long black hair and purple eyeshadow whom Kyle tries to set up with Stan after his breakup. She loved talking to him but he wasn't very interested. Linda Stotch thought she could do more with her life, until she started talking again. She also tells Stan he has to get a table before he can talk to any of the girl in "You Got F'd in the A".
Maury is the bouncer who enforces the restaurant's rules, escorting Lexus to her bike in "Raisins" and later reminding Stan he has to buy wings to talk to one of the girls in "You got F'd in the A". He's a larger man with brown hair and a black shirt.
- "Hi, welcome to Raisins!"
- "First of all, there's a five foot rule. If you come within five feet of a customer, you need to acknowledge them, even if they're not at your table. "Hey, cutie." - Mercedes (Raisins)
- "Wow, that sounds great. I always wanted to try my dancing somewhere else." - Mercedes (You Got F'd in the A)