A critically-acclaimed actor and advocate of liberal issues and independent movies, Robert Redford and his assistant Phyllis spend much of their time in Los Angeles with other smug, like-minded people, like the Film Actors' Guild. They go from town-to-town starting expensive, glamorous film festivals and opening Hollywood Planet restraints and running down towns in revenge for wishing they could leave in nice quiet mountain towns, too. The bitter Redford ignores Kyle Broflovski's warnings about the town's ecosystem. He is nearly killed by Mr. Hankey's poo magic, and swears vengeance - joining Tom Cruise's class-action lawsuit two years later. According to a certain double vaginal, double anal-themed band, he also eats babies in his spare time.
- "Because we have to live in L.A. And if we can't live in quiet, simple, peaceful mountain towns, then nobody will! Hahaha! Waitwaitwait. Zoom in to a close-up of my face when I do that. Ready? Then NOBODY will!" (Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls)
- "I have had enough of you!" (Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls)
- "My God, she's more terrifying than I remember." (200)