Rod Stewart was once a serious, hip musician with countless fans and supporters... now he uses a wheelchair, can barely speak, and shits his pants on a regular basis. He is almost constantly attended to by an attractive young nurse who helps him change. He played at Jesus Christ's Millennium comeback concert, but his performance was cut short by more poopy pants. He later joined Tom Cruise in suing the town of South Park.
- "Pooped 'em." (Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus)