Ron Zappolo is a news anchor on the Channel 4 News in Denver and it's suburbs, including South Park. He often attends upper-middle class parties in the area, along with other local celebrities. Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski seem to think very highly of him. He helps organize and performs in the "Queef Free" music video responsible for over-turning the queef ban.
- The real Ron Zappolo is actually on FOX affiliate KDVR in Denver. He said in an interview that his daughter was very impressed by his appearance on the show.