|Occupation||Actor / Giant Superhero|
|Voiced by||Matt Stone|
One of the most well-respected actors in the world, Poitier works with such screen titans as Sally Struthers even in his advanced age. He owns a small clam containing the Shobjinn Fairies, who inform him when evil is afoot - like Mecha-Streisand. He can turn into an enormous turtle-like creature whenever giant monsters run amok and loves the thrill of a good fight. He can also fly by pulling his body parts inside his shell. While he is defeated by Streisand, his bravery proves important in weakening her for Robert Smith.
- Mecha-Streisand (s01e12)
- His monster form is based on the character Gamera from the 1965 Japanese monster film Gamera the Invincible and it's many sequels. The character is a gigantic turtle-like creature that breathes fire and defends children from other giant monsters.
- The Shobjinn fairies who tell Poitier about Streisand are a homage to the same characters in the Mothra film series, particularly 1961's Mothra, 1954's Mothra vs. Godzilla and 1964's Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster.