|Occupation||S'more Schnapps Girl|
|Aliases||the S'more Schnapps Girl|
|Voiced by||Trey Parker|
|First Appearance||The Red Badge of Gayness|
Suzette is the mascot and representative of S'more Schnapps and S'moor's Beer, a popular drink with Randy Marsh, Jimbo Kern and the men and women of South Park. It's especially popular during the civil war re-enactment season, and is perhaps single-handedly responsible for the second American Civil War, when General Cartman Lee was sponsored heavily by the schnapps. Suzette was sent to join them and encourage the troops to do shots out of her breasts when they'd had enough.
- "Allo, I am Suzette, the S'more Schnapps girl. We are pleased to sponsor you with all the S'more Schnapps you need!"
- The Red Badge of Gayness (s03e14)