This team meets at the Park County Aquatic Center with their coach Randy Marsh before school to learn swimming techniques and maneuvers and unlike some of South Park's other teams, has kids older and younger on. When the line gets held up, Shelly Marsh is there to get things moving again - by jumping on the balance board until whoever's holding things up falls in the water. Often, Randy sits back with some cold beers and talks to his 'bro's - Stephen Stotch, Steve Black, Nelson and his other co-workers. Universal agreement seems to be that Coach Randy isn't so great - Sally Darson hates swimming class.
- Butters' Bottom Bitch (s13e09; mentioned)
- Broadway Bro Down (s15e11)
- Black Friday (s17e07; mentioned)