Hoping to boost ratings on the flagging HBC Network, the President of the Network authorizes Cop Drama to say "shit" once for one episode. The stunt was so successful, that they continued the stunt over and over until the catastrophic but legendary failure of "The Night of a Thousand Shits", thanks to the Knights of Standards and Practices. The head producer later greenlit Stan Marsh's psychic show in New York. Despite the failure, the HBC executives were promoted to becoming the executives of Catamount Pictures, leaving HBC behind. They later ran into Eric Cartman in-character as AWESOM-O, where he pitched hundreds of ideas involving Adam Sandler.
- "Are you by chance... a pleasure model?" - President/Producer (AWESOM-O)
- It Hits the Fan (s05e02; debut)
- The Biggest Douche in the Universe (s06e15; President only)
- AWESOM-O (s08e02)